S6 BB: Where is the Real Risk?

Preblasted option tempo:  [crickets]


The Mean Girls took off for Muthaship at 5:15.  They must keep the Metro Burn Book up there.  Lord knows what it says about Nibbler.

Fa So La shows up and claims he’s going to run fellowship 8s.  Says “not Mr Bo’s 7:40s masquerading as 8s but real 8s”.  He drops me at mile 3 while I’m running a 7:20.

Prior to the musical blackball I ran with Ice9 who, before even reaching Harris Teeter, says ‘Oh man, I’m sore.  I wish I had gone to SharkTank’.  Don’t we all buddy.  Pretty sure Slice served lollipops and had a puppy petting station over there last week.  And yes, Slice, we all know about Lee’s spreadsheet.  But this is how Kim Jong Shank gets ya.  Lulls you into a false sense of security.  Where do you think the back up files are?  I’m not worried about the primary stuff.  Lee and I work together.  He leaves his office door unlocked and his password is ‘password’.  They made us upgrade security recently so now it is ‘Password1’.  I doctor up that spreadsheet at 5:01pm every Thursday.  You think you are safe placating LeeTM but in reality an armored train just showed up from Pyongyang and a guy in a trench coat and fussy Russian hat just got off.

In other news, PBo catfished me last night.

[7:47pm]:  Want to do Sweet 6 tomorrow?

[7:48pm]:  Yes

[7:49pm]:  Nevermind.  I’m going to work from home so I can sleep in.

Lastly, good luck to Foul Ball at the Rome Marathon a week from Sunday.  Congratulations on also winning the best comment award this morning.  [Ice9 during announcements]:  We are hosting an egg hunt down at our house if anyone wants to bring their kids.  [Ballz]:  Sounds fun, how much are flights to get down there?

Announcements that don’t require a layover:  F3 Dads Camp signup launches today.  Hurry up if you want in.  Blackjack tells me it’ll fill up today.  Link:  http://f3metro.com/2018/03/28/f3-dads-camp-thunderbird-register-now/

Thin Slice on Q next week.  Watch out.

One thought on “S6 BB: Where is the Real Risk?

  • March 30, 2018 at 10:17 am

    Looks like I’m gonna have to change it again. P@ssword1! #impenetrable

    P.S. I’m not Kim Jong Shank’s puppet…you’re his puppet! (Is that what you wanted me to say, Shank?)

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