Announcing the new Metro Nantan…

You know him as the recipient of the 2017 Gentle Beast Award.

You need more? Alright then, I’ll share more-

He married out of his league. He’ll tell you he has 3 AWESOME 2.0’s.

He doesn’t. I’ve met one of them and not sure if that punk had just failed his long addition quiz (or what), but he was kind of a d*ck.

He has 2 AWESOME 2.0’s and one that’s borderline mediocre.

A born and raised Charlottean, a UGA Dawg, a Bobbi Horner & Dale Murphy fanboy.

Springsteen disciple.

Favorite food: chocolate milk.

The man trains (and grooms) wolverines to look their best and act nice. Dude has a Yeti’s head mounted in his Keeping Room.

He’s cool. He’s a bad ass. And a genuine f’n sweetheart!

You’d be hard-pressed to find a man with more fire for our Organization. He lives that passion out.

He’s right for the Nation. He’s the right man for Metro.

You know him, you love him.

My man, Sump.

Thank you, Sump. I love you, Metro.



**All information was pulled from Sump’s Twitter account — give him a follow @sump_f3

… and my personal bio.

Man, that’s really lazy of me.






7 thoughts on “Announcing the new Metro Nantan…

  • May 2, 2018 at 11:55 am

    Awesome job Fish! You will be a tough act to follow, but you picked a great man for the job. Thanks for stepping up, Sump!

  • May 2, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    Thank you Fish. Miss you already…
    Sump, Doobie will be in touch about the drop point for the unmarked bills… #keepingspartagreat

  • May 2, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    Congrats, Sump. Excited to push this thing even further!

    The Wrap’s reign as Nantan will do down in the history books, thanks for your leadership and for keeping true to who you are.

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