Preblast: An Alternative to the BRR – The BeeRR

If you’ve ever wanted to participate in a 2nd F event in early September, but were hesitant to run through the mountains overnight, ride in a van with 5 or 8 or 11 other sweaty, repulsive-smelling men, and get no sleep for 24 hours, we might have just the event for you.

Or, if you’ve participated in prior BRR events, but have decided to refrain this time, you’re welcome to join as well.

We’ve designed the perfect alternative to the BRR: The BeeRR. It’s basically like the BRR in every single way, except for the excessive running, the lack of sleep, and the scarcity of adult beverages available at the finish line. In fact, the minute you arrive, you’ll be at the finish line, but you’ll be in a place where the beer flows like wine.

The Deets:

What: The 1st Annual BeeRR; the world’s best alternative to the BRR

When: Saturday, September 8, 2018. 1:00 PM

Where: Brewers at 4001 Yancey

Who: Men of F3, their M’s, 2.0’s, SO’s and/or whoever else you see fit to invite

We might even rent vans, break into teams, print t-shirts, and paint subtly offensive messages on the side of our vehicles, although such activity would likely require too much effort for us to fulfill our intended purpose.

No RSVP necessary; just show up.

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