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The BackBlast:

BLUF: Ewok has banged more women in more strange places then most of you could even dream about. I’m talking port-a-johns, garages, hot air ballons. the guy must have a beer can d!ck. good on him.

Anyway, it’s Friday which means the MF millenials are showing up to work with their f’g dogs, becuase that SCREAMS productivity. Thanks. I always wanted to be on a conference call while your dog tries to sniff my nuts.

But WTF, if it buys you a second of millenial happiness and avoids an afternoon of bitching about trans-rights, then what the hell. bring the f’g dog.

speaking of trannies…F’g Lia Thomas posted this morning….NOT. for real, a dude putting a woman’s bathing suit on is still a dude in a woman’s bathing suit…whatever. that locker rooom gotta be awkward AF bro. “Hey Lia, after you get done shaving your chest, could you put your raging boner away?”

Mar-a-Lago – so i’m sitting in a meeting monday night, actually, it was a concealed carry class.. That’s right. your boy is packing heat. and you should too. anyway, dude next to me, big Trumper, YUGE. he’s all up in arms about “the Feds, the Feds, the Feds!” Whatever…I could give two Fs about whether somebody search Mar-a-Lago…Though I gotta give it to the FBI, after Waco, Ruby Ridge, Elian Gonzales, those MFr’s still don’t get it. It’s almost respectable.

For real – Swamp raised a good point earlier this week – kids are going back to school. I’m praying for mine and all of yours. School should be a safe place for kids to enjoy. Its our job as men/dads to help ensure that. we can’t rely on the freaking government.

we ran 8 miles.

Gitmo, out.