Don’t Call Me Francis

The BackBlast:

AfterActionReport:
1) Circling the parking lot awaiting extra credit yet lost Mr. Bo was bad start. Finishing 30-seconds early, half-minute on the table, bad ending.
2) Hot fashion tip: matching reflective dickbands worn on the calf by Francis and Li’l Shiner, gifts of no-show McScroogeMcDougal.
3) Francis: “Don’t call me Francis, or I’ll kill you.”
3.5) Hillary explained to Francis not to be self-conscious about his F3 call sign. Or possibly, you will be renamed Hillary.
4) Cato’s car is smarter than he is.
5) Nabisco, a consistent, customarily five-minute-late-guy, tracked down the pax and made BlackBear and Mr. Bo run for the money.
6) Rube refused to draft a Q for next week when offered the lay-up.
7) BigHairMonday is a group of sessions players, like SteelyDan plus extras that cannot sing nor play.
8) Cindy’s performance rating for morning: D-.
9) No one wore a tunic so there was no knot-tying demonstrated.
10) All pax went away happy as pigs in slop.

“Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art, like the universe itself (for God did not need to create). It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that which give value to survival.” C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves, 1960