IDENTIFY AS Q
AO: Prometheus
When: 07/27/2022
QIC: DRedd
Number of Pax: 12
Pax Names: BlackBear, BoyScout, CalfMonster and YHC., KickinChickn, PandaFett, Pepe, Pitino, PornoBond, RedFox, Sheep, Swingline,
The BackBlast:
The bell rang and the Faithful gathered in the Gloom
THANG:
1. EC
2. Pearls on a String past the SmashBurger, through the Teeter Alley and around to the UPS
3. DagoStreetFood (alternating Merkins/FreddieMercs) from the UPS to the Teeter
4. Jacob’s Ladder on the Publix stairs
5. Stoplight LBCs along Linda
6. Indian Run back to StartEx
7. Six Minutes of Mary (only had four, tbh)
8. Pledge
9. Endex
MOLESKIN:
1. Promo is YHC’s regular Wed Bootcamp, but I rarely have the Q (ageism probably, there’s some haters). It was actually Stinger’s Q, but he tagged YHC in due to multiple injuries—Stinger is a LionKiller who fights through pain, but when more things are broken than not, even he will take a few days off the road
2. Due to the #Roots campaign currently underway in F3Metro, Promo saw its first ShovelFlag in about 5 years (just guessing)
3. Chicken made 3 trips to the porta john before we took a step away from Startex (not a record, but prodigious Faithful)
4. Because there were millennials present, YHC introduced himself in a new and inclusive way at StartEx: “hi, my name’s DRedd, I identify as your Q, my pronouns are HIM, I’m wearing all black with the F3 Logo (TM) emblazoned on my chest, this is land we stole from the Catawba Indian tribe when we vanquished their warriors and confiscated their women.”
5. Second day of the AAQ experiment—very useful feedback Faithful. Very Useful.
ANON