#SpartaStupid Top 10
AO: Sparta
When: 10/04/2024
QIC: Moonshine
Number of Pax: 12
Pax Names: Big(D)Rig, Curly, Doobie, Freeloader, li'l Shiner, scrooge, Shredder, Skyline, Slaughter, Snots, Stogie, WantAd,
The BackBlast:
Like a group of lost apostles, 12 likeminded men of purpose posted to get better.
Age spread: ~20 years; war daddy: Skyline; war baby: Big(D)Rig
Top 10 things not said at #SpartaStupid, this morning:
1. Pick it up, Snots! You run like a woman.
2. Nice tan, Stogie.
3. Curly, how much hair product do you use?
4. Will you share your pharmaceuticals, Doobie?
5. Shredder, the workout is over at 6:15AM.
6. Extra credit will not help your problem, Freeloader.
7. Does a sgian-dubh come in a carry-on size, Big)d)Rig?
8. Slaughter: “Boy, I wish I posted with those 6:00AM renegades at Freedom Park.”
9. Skyline, what was Jack LaLanne like when you two were young?
10. WantAd, how do you walk with those things?
And one more, of course, “Hey, Scrooge, can I have another reflective dick-band?”
COT and a grateful prayer for the many blessing we’ve all been given. Be strong.