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The BackBlast:

A leisurely Tuesday text with Bulge turned into my Q on Wed. Go time.

The Thang:
The route: Independence Park to Grady Cole to Elizabeth Ave to Mcdowell to Brooklyn? to Charlottetown to Kings to Torrence to Elizabeth to Hawthorne back to Independence. Included stops for merkins*, mary, and pullups/lunges in the park. Timekiller mosey around the park to AYG back to the flag. Fin.

Moleskin:
We lost 2 batflippers about 5 minutes in. 9 pax stayed and saw a 1000/1 shot on what concert yhc saw at Grady Cole in 1998. Correct answer: TOOL. ThinSlice nailed it on maybe his 3rd guess. Applause. Saved us some merkins*… Marshall Park is OFF LIMITS during the summer. They may have been common gnats or brain-eating mosquitoes, but there was a shtload of em on that block. Retreat… I guess they renamed a street downtown to Brooklyn Village East, what happened to MLK?… still not sure what Tassles does for a living and it’s better that way.

(no announcements at RAnGEr but) July4th Convergence- right there at Independence Park 0700-0800. Qs: Moonshine, Rev Flo-rida… 24 Hours of Booty in late July. Stay tuned for details. Bike and ruck options.

Takeout by PizzaMan. Commercial voice… First time yhc’s been to Ranger post-covid and didnt disappoint. Consistency is easy to work with. Sht-talking is strong and all 5 principles upheld. Bulge- keep up the good work.