02/07/2025 - Sparta - Feelings
#SpartaStupid is the right spot at 0530 Friday morning for expressing oneself. 1. Nabisco was late, so the affectionate group stood in a circle, exercised, and waited. Feelings. 2. So…
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08/12/2024 - Big Hair Monday - Don’t Call Me Francis
AfterActionReport: 1) Circling the parking lot awaiting extra credit yet lost Mr. Bo was bad start. Finishing 30-seconds early, half-minute on the table, bad ending. 2) Hot fashion tip: matching…
07/30/2024 - Ring Run - Taunting on the Offense
If ur a worldclass distance runner on this Tuesday morning, ur either in France or at Christ Episcopal…. or maybe at AG also The Thang: We ran. Out the backside…
05/06/2023 - The Worm - Gentlemen Only
On my ???th Friday cocktail at the golf tourney, it hit me. The Worm theme that could stop the whining. Would it work: The Thang: Mosey out the back of…
10/25/2022 - Ring Run - When the Cat’s Away…
…the mice will play. The best leaders understand how to use absence as motivation. Ten reliable men showed up to get better to on a Tardy-less crisp October morning. The…
08/31/2022 - Bandit - The Sausage King of Chicago
Strong crowd of 16 showed up for Bandit on this swampy morning and got after it. The Thang: – Mosey to adjacent parking deck for COP: 15 SSHs, 10 merkins,…
04/12/2022 - Ring Run - (In The) Back – Ring Run
6 Pax + YHC showed up for Tuesday’s finest Ring Run. The workout is fast, the mumble chatter is high and the expectation to keep the F&*K up is the…
01/06/2022 - Hardcore - Opening Act – The Valley
The Valley is the border line of Metro and Area 51. Some days the Valley Pax attend Metro workouts and others they attend Area 51 workouts. It’s rare, maybe almost…
12/04/2021 - The Worm - 3600 Seconds
50 degrees on a December morning, who’s got it better than us? Hadn’t done a 60minute Q in quite some time and Tormund proactively shot down YHC’s plan-A so plan-B…
11/05/2021 - Sparta - #SpartaStupid
#SpartaStupid is always the same. Sparta involves high-impact hustle hoping for a faint-of-heart drop, a moment of bodily peril, and/or an all around disrespect for the sick, lame, and lazy…