Existing PAX
First Annual F3 Metro Olympics /Organizers: Sheep & Sausage (Metro’s Olympic Overlords) PAX (partial list of legends, lifters, and limpers): Khloe, Jack Nasty, Red Foxx, Kneebiter, Tassels, Sausage, Tardy, Beethoven,…
The Thang: Rolled in hot, fueled by weekend hype and visions of the Kentucky Derby, dollar Grand Slams, and Metro Olympics glory. I had more lessons than this PAX could…
The Thang Mosey to Carmel Middle: 10 Merkins at each speedbump en route. Warmarama: SSH’s, IW, Squats, Grapevine, Mosey to Biga$$ Hills down Camilla, lose Slumlord, do some abs, re-trace…
CMS spring break remains a DebbieDowner for attendance, or perhaps, it was the unpopular Q. 1. Extra credit was a lonely one-of-one, CotsBlock tour of houses full of sleeping neighbors.…
AO: Bastion Mileage: 3-ish (depending on GPS accuracy and emotional stability) The Scene: Rolled into Cotswold at 5:29:57, hit start on my watch with the swagger of someone who definitely…
Location: Porter Farms in Concord, NC Conditions: 80 degrees and Moist; a Slip ‘N Slide with random flies. The Thang: 150+ HIMs showed up bright and early from 7:45 start…
Thang- Warm up laps around the Trinity Circle with Karaoke, high knees, butt kicks, circle up for COP, SSH, IW, Mtn Climbers, Mary Mosey to Rutledge, 5 Merkins every streetlight…
The Thang It was a crisp morning at Black Widow, and the PAX rolled in ready for whatever Panda had cooked up. Little did we know, the real battle wouldn’t…
Apols to those wanting to Ride The Lightning to start their week but Smothered’s music request was for “whatever the kids listen to these days.” Never fear, Metallica Pantera and…
The Thang: Eight HIM (High-Impact Men) gathered in the gloom this past thursday, ready to put in the work. But the beatdown came with a mystery—somewhere after the blast down…