03/31/2025 - Lift and Shift - Kids These Days
Apols to those wanting to Ride The Lightning to start their week but Smothered’s music request was for “whatever the kids listen to these days.” Never fear, Metallica Pantera and…
Pax: Newport
Existing PAX
03/27/2025 - Bastion - Sausage lost-a-box O’Chocolates
The Thang: Eight HIM (High-Impact Men) gathered in the gloom this past thursday, ready to put in the work. But the beatdown came with a mystery—somewhere after the blast down…
03/04/2025 - Black Widow - Recess
WhatDid made widow fun again last week. This week’s mission was to be both the funnest and suckiest hour of ur day. The Thang: Siteseeing trip out the back parking…
02/22/2025 - The Worm - Pomp
Why pick The Worm for anything ceremonial? Like a real, serious ceremony. So let’s try it The Thang: Think of a Ring Run with pain stations for the young guys…
03/02/2024 - Mustang - CSAUP Event of the Year
The Thang: Not a single shovel flag in sight as 28 grisly veterans of the Gloom gathered in one of the more historic sites in the lore of F3, eager…
02/20/2024 - Black Widow - Lake Life
2 nights at Badin Lake was not enough so we headed for the local watering hole (not a bar)… The Thang: The mission was to get to the Bay of…
08/11/2022 - Bastion - For you Coach
The PAX had nowhere to hide with silent Bob running the show with just over 3.5 miles of Cotswold asphalt. Started with a warm up to the PUMC parking lot…
08/04/2022 - Bastion - Road construction
Providence road is smoother than ever which a few pax like Newport and panda appreciated. New equipment for cdot that makes the process faster? Perhaps f3 pothole knows. Tha Thang:…
07/28/2022 - Bastion - Sailing through church parking lots
Moseyed over to PUMC parking lot for ssh, squats and imperial walkers. Moved to the steps for two rounds of dips, merkins, and lbc’s. Then a run over to knollwood…
10/05/2021 - Black Widow - Grandma with Her Oxygen Tank and Kool Filter Kings
A last minute substitute teacher was required. @(f)Uncle could not come to work. Li’l Shiner fit the minimum requirements and volunteered via social media platform as (@F3Metro Nant’an) WhatDidn’t expressed…