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The BackBlast:

The bell rang and the Faithful gathered in the Hotbox

THANG:

1. Warmorama

2. Decapolis (3 rounds)

3. Bellorama

4. Eight and Chase (big loop)

5. Pledge

6. AAQ

7. COT

MOLESKIN:

1. CheckPoint returned to ShoreCard from wherever CheckPoint has been hiding on Tuesdays. He asked for mercy—none was given.

2. BlackJack Posted to ShoreCard for the first time. He needs a haircut.

3. SpiderMan Posted from Fort Mill, claiming that DOAH (my Dog) HC’d him there. That’s an old pro trick.

4. Pedo HC’d FNG OnlyFans from the MillenialCorridor. Pretty bold move coming to ShoreCard for the FNG Post. We bandied around some non-offensive names for awhile until Pedo dropped the “dirt”—his girlfriend is an “Instagram Influencer” (quotes required because YHC doesn’t know what that is). That brought shouts of “OnlyFans” from the Faithful (quotes again, because YHC doesn’t know what that is). Nonetheless, OnlyFans it is. Welcome Brother. Bring gear next time.

5. Lot of #Ates out there this AM, as in hesitATES and anticipATES. Some PAX won’t move out smartly at “Exercise”, some try to move prior to “Exercise”—particularly on an OYO. Hesitation and anticipating both get you the ATES and both are bad. He who hesitATES is lost and he who anticipATES misses important instructions because he’s moving when he should be listening. And both screw up the timing. And, Faithful, if we have learned anything we have learned that timing is everything.

Anon