Cindy’s Top 10
The BackBlast:
Everyone has a list like this. Don’t pretend you don’t. It’s in the Q-Source that you have to. It has to be 10 things. You know what/who is on it. I don’t even need to tell you what kind of list this is. I’m probably on most people’s list. Hopefully. Per a special request by my loving friends over at RAnGEr and more importantly, the NANTAN of F3, SLUTZZZZ, they ask me to post mine. Here we go:
- Mutiny
- Parker
- Cains
- The dude who is arguing to expand the ladies locker room over the mens locker room at MPCC.
- The dude who built the hot box in Cotswold.
- Whoever is in charge of the F3Metro Twitter handle. STOP retweeting SlutzRuck24 tweets. Only 5% (max) of Metro has any interest in paying $150 to get yelled at Dredd for a night. And now you have to hang out with Mutiny for the night. Make that .69%.
- The entire Kardashian family. How they built a multi-million dollar empire off of Kim porking Ray-J and filming it still baffles me. And they turned Bruce Jenner into the world’s biggest freak.
- Maybe – still holds the mantle as the worst F3 workout ever.
- Coach K
- Parker – please go back under the rock you have been under the past 5 years. Thanks.
- **I have 11 since someone took up 4 of my 10 spots. The dude that wears a mask in their car by themselves. This dude needs to be on everyone’s list.
I’m honored to be back purely to make this list. A badge of honor is knowing that apparently you would go out of your way to bust my balls. You’re not doing something right if you’re not on Cindys hit list. A lot of double negatives there I’m not sure Cindy will follow.
See you at the pool this summer, where you pretend like you like me because you only talk shit when you can run away faster than my fat ass or your stuck behind a keyboard.
Fairly sure we will get 6% sign up for #GR24 ‘cause the hype train is real.
Dudes from Metro need to step up and prove they can take it on tha chin, just like she does for you.
Pay it forward and put on a ruckSack, tuck in your nutSack and get’er done in August #GR24👊🏻