F3 April Fools Contest
AO: SharkTank
When: 04/01/2021
QIC: Ceesus
Number of Pax: 12
Pax Names: 2nd VP Curly, Brett Michaels, Bunny1, Bunny2, Ceesus, Cookie Monster, EZ, Jesus/Ballz, Larry Bird, Popper, Shank, Tormund,
The BackBlast:
Contest Time FudgePAXsters. See if you can spot the one April Fools joke below:
- David and Timmy are publishing a second version of Freed2Lead/How We Ripped Off Campos. The only difference in the second copy is that the cover will now be a Civil War monument and it will have new chapters written by the COT Podcast: Kitty Litter and Barney Fife.
- Sharktank went to THE Mutha this morning but didn’t go up the spiral.
- Some guys have spray painted logs that they carry around in the morning and they call it a workout.
- Brett Michaels was at Sharktank today.
- Checkpoint has called the entire Charlotte Running Club who don’t do F3 but they are on “his” KOH team. Makes sense.
- There were 4 different drops at Sharktank today. Shank counted them all for me.
- Frank’s new cohost on 43 Feet is the dead guy from Weekend at Bernies. It’s a must see Podcast. I’m kidding. It’s horrible.
- Tormund did not really care for my Mutha April Fools Day joke this morning and called me an Asshole. How can you not love that dude??
- Sleazy Rings actually led a legit workout in Cotswold on Wednesday. Takeaways: Coach still isn’t a runner.
- Cholo’s new Lift and Shit workout at Symphony Park is going to be a huge success. *******
#CYD2021
– Correction: the Symphony workout is called Shake-n-Bake
– Special thx to Bisco and Curlz for escorting me back to the pack after I became disoriented in the very first deck. #knightsinshiningarmor
Brilliant.
13! There were 13! The irony/symmetry/blasphemy of Ceesus and his 12 Disciples was perfect. And you somehow fucked it up. Way to ruin Easter.
Has to be #2
Nope. #2 is factual. That’s why I called him an asshole. I figured “Your mother’s a whore” might be a tad over-the-top
Definitely 10 lift n shift…lol