🚨 Alarm goes off Friday morning 🚨 “Waking up and posting to F3 is not a choice you make in the morning. If you hit snooze or negotiate with yourself in the morning, you lose” -Dredd -Or maybe David Goggins -Or it might have been TK. Someone said something like that. Epic 8@8 today. You’d think there wouldn’t or couldn’t be a backblast for a simple 8ish mile run at an 8:00ish minute pace. But today warrants one. All the metro HIMs were out and their irreverent nature was on full display. Swiper set a 6:55 pace for the first mile before gearing down to sub 9:00 and set a record for most farts at 8@8 ever. He shared a few jokes that had Agony praying in tongues for all of our souls. Cindy joined and actually ran with the group. Sometimes he shows up to 8@8 and runs on the opposite side of the street the entire run. Today he was in the mix telling stories about bartending at Lighthouse in the 90s. Material Girl spent 4 miles explaining to Agony the infallible nature of Mother Mary then spent the last 4 miles trying to sell Disney cruise packages to anyone that would listen. I don’t think anyone was listening but that didn’t stop his filibustering. Fed and Ewok were in the back but I still overheard Fed talking about running in the French Alps - dude is a beast. Ewok said that reminded him of a French girl he hooked up with (that story took about 3 miles) and then shared that Tesla will have autonomous taxis in the alps by 2029 and that’s why his entire portfolio is invested with Elon. It was great to have the entire BRR team out for a training run. Bulge is a psycho and drove in from the horse show in Blowing Rock just to run with us. Gitmo drew up a great route - easiest site Q job in metro but he does it with pride. Gandalf sent us all a bill at the end for spending an hour with him. 🚨Alarm still going off🚨 S#*! I hit snooze. Maybe this is what happened at 8@8 today. I’ll never know what I missed and have to live with that FOMO the rest of my life. Don’t hit snooze, you don’t want to miss out.
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