Sitting at my desk yesterday and my phone be buzzing...the m*ther F*cking CEO of the HIM factory just got tapped to Q #STRANGER (remember when we used to call it that?). When I say I did nothing to prepare, i mean I did f'g nuuuuuthing....drank a cup of coffee with my dog on the couch at 4:45pm and then I hit the mf'g gate. speaking of MF'rs, anybody else spend $3,000 to head down to the florida panhandle this weekend all up is Isaiah's ass? just me? great. By the way, what the hell kinda name is Isaiah? aint nobody gonna run from that. you gotta name it something mean like #HurricaneM*therF*cker. Errrbody be running then. (that's a chris rock joke...I liked him a lot until he got slapped by #BigWilly). I'm outta shape...bad. like that guy that showed up last week with the water bottle. Eminem? or 8mile? what'd we call that guy? oh yea, @Box. Shocked he didn't come back. Maybe I need to sign up for a Hyrox and drink more energy drinks. I tried Zyn once but I almost died...#Swiper. The Workout? The Moleskin (why do they call it that anyway...you ever try to skin a mole? f'g tiny ass thing. huge waste). We ran around, did some exercises, I almost got him by a car. Nathan made fun of me. It was all pretty standard #StRaNgEr stuff. I don't go to F3 workouts in any other town...hell, I don't go to most of the workouts in THIS town, but I do go to #Ranger. its the best. you can edit this mf'r with AI now? what's the fun in that?? PEACE.
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