Screw Blue
AO: CORE Meltdown
When: 02/24/2022
QIC: The Reverend Flo-Rida
Number of Pax: 20
Pax Names: lil w hall pass emNeM hasselhoff, wrap it up blue toronado skoal windchill hoedown controller valdeze rocket man green span my sharona sparty scrubs bert van winkle raid rev flo,
The BackBlast:
My Uncle Louie once told me about the time he met Mr. Rogers. Uncle Louie was a pipefitter and from the same geographic area that Mr. Rogers lived in. He told me he met him outside of a small restaurant where Uncle Louie frequently had lunch. He was not used to seeing Fred Rogers there so he was surprised and wanted to introduce himself to this public television icon. I asked Uncle Louie what he did when he saw Mr. Rogers. Without batting an eye Uncle Louie said “I nut punched him right in his man sack. I asked him why he did that. Again without batting and I Uncle Louie said “He was too damn good and I needed to bring him down a bit”.
I have the same type of feelings about blue tornado. He’s just genuinely too jovial, nice and fun of a guy. For his own good he needed to bring down a bit. And what better way to do that than hair burners. Now because I know blue tornado and I know how much he hates hair burners I knew better than to just show up with the plates to commence hair burners. Blue tornado is smart enough that when he sees my truck he will typically keep on driving beyond a workout in anticipation of the plates coming out and doing hair burners. So I got to the AO early and I hid the plates some ways from the starting point. This allowed me to arrive at the start of meltdown. Blue tornado already and told me “I was so worried you were going to have the plates and make us do hair burners”.
What an awful thing to think blue tornado.
Now all of this is important but of course we first started with the standard. After that we did farmers carry catch me if you can to hippie Hill. When I told the pax to follow me to the top of the hill blue tornado sensed that something was wrong.
Here’s the transcript of the conversation at the top of the Hill as we were walking towards the plates:
Me: Hey Blue do you know what Adrian Bat in 1986 had in common with you in 2022?
Blue: No so go ahead and tell me.
Me: Both of you got screwed by me and you didn’t see it coming.
We did hair burners Grinder style with called KB exercises interrupted three times with Mary. Then we did Catch Me If You Can back to the start and actually arrived right back at the exact right time.
NMM
Now the reason to screw with blue is it’s for his own good. It’s important that blue tornado develop the capability of seeing the worst in people rather than just seen the best in them. Based on the Christmas cards that I got from Blue tornado over the years I know he thinks I’m a wonderful person.
It was important that I showed him that I have a dark side.
Playlist was all songs about fire.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0kdjxAd1CDZScQgw4jWQ18?si=789035b9523b492e