*The Valley* On Campus

The BackBlast:

It was a Canary dream: staying close to home for an entire 2700 seconds. Since Sable already ran the Shorecard/Hardcore gameplan, we had to come up with something else to do…

The Thang:
Full COP in the main lot- all the favorites sans grapevine. Felt like we were there for 15 minutes… Mosey behind school to track for bear crawl serpentine across the field… mosey back to front yard for mary then to the bus lot for Paula Abduls… head to the 50 states map, find ur favorite state and bark out an exercise that may or may not have anything to do with said state. The grand finale (besides plankjacks from AZ/NM) was Kuechley’s from the Buckeye State… mosey to a quiet nook within the trailer farm for mary2… last stop at launch for merkinfest and arm circles (TardyTM). Fin.

NMM:
Becky warmed the boys up last week with bear crawls. Wonder if they whined as much then?? The real question will be what aches more tmro: arms from bear crawls, legs from kuechleys, or shoulders from arm circles? I wish Tardy could read bc he’d like us doing arm circles… Geography was apparently not our strong suit in school. The west/northwest was confusing. and who picks WV? Titan picks WV… and another question, what state would FunnyFarm have chosen if he didn’t need to bolt for family business… We successfully killed 45min and didnt leave the greater Huntingtowne Farms Elem area. Surry Ridge- we will meet again.

Announcements- Core Wrestling is crushing it and needs your help to become Core Destruction Dojo or whatever Booty wanted to name it at the golf outing… Fox n Friends helping out at carpool at the school on Friday… FoxFest- May 12 at the school also. No idea what this is but it was on the sign!

And finally, pray hard, the world needs it. Thx for the Q spot, Abacus!